Friday, December 21, 2007


Nobody ever acknowledges Hoboes. What we don't realize is that hoboes were once just like us. They ate porcupine,they brushed their teeth with mango flavored toothpaste. They Even HAD A BED! Hoboes are people too. Its just they threw away the privilege of mango flavored toothpaste when they went to high school. You see a male hobo went to high school before he was a hobo. He showed up in sensible shoes with a decent haircut. Then they see their girlfriend flirting with their best friend and the soon to be hobo, walks up to his girlfriend and asks " Do hoboes enjoy swimming?" The girl says no and runs off with the best friend the hobo sells his shoes for a George Michael CD. And the hobo ends up in a toilet with the rest of his life.

I got a Q&A with a hobo. Here-goes:
Me: Do hoboes enjoy swimming?
Hobo: No, we prefer street puddles.
Me: What do hoboes do when not looking for shelter,food,and water?
Hobo: We go to the Radio Shack and watch the demo TV's, when Donny dumped Jenna for the cheerleader... I cried.
Me: What are hoboes' favorite foods?
Hobo: Caviar and beef jerky
Me: How do you get caviar?
hobo: I get caviar
Me: What is a presidential suite for a hobo?
Hobo: A heated dumpster

Mood: Excited
Playlist: The dishwasher
Location: Home, at last

NOTE: Sorry I haven't posted in a while I promise to post AT LEAST twice a week.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Catchy Phrases

Everyone has their own initial thing,right? Like a signature at the bottom of their e-mail or something they say all the time. Like on Different strokes they'll say "What you talking' about Willis?" Or on Full house they'll say "You got it dude!" My catch phrase is "I Like Cheese" Do you have a catch phrase? After a while, people start finding your catch phrases annoying. Well sometimes they get annoying but keep saying the catch phrase until you want to totally change your life. Your catch p[phrase is a huge part of your personality. When I say "I Like Cheese" All my friends say I know! Make your catch phrase funny,short and sweet. If your not creative copy someone's phrase. Most good catch phrases are questions,3-5 word sentences. Anything! Basically, I say I like cheese and I don't like cheese that much. Then people will say "I love cheese" And then I will say "Loving cheese is over rated"
Playlist: Jessica simpson
Mood: Like I have to sneeze

Sunday, November 04, 2007

The Sarcastic Post

I'm sure many of you have been looking forward to this post. This is he post where I talk about sarcasm When doing sarcasm you always have to talk in a high pitched voice in writing you talk in italic writing like this But the way I see it , you shouldn't have to talk in a sarcastic voice. There are other way to be sarcastic. Like if someone says to you " Did you know that there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet?" Then if you already knew that then you would say in a deep voice No! Meaning you did know this fact. There is a way to be sarcastic in a regular voice. If you just got a gift you really liked a whole lot and somebody asks Did you like it? then you would say No worst gift I have ever gotten I hate it. Sarcasm can be mean sometimes/. Some people don't understand what sarcasm really is. Let's say an alien comes from another planet and you have a jolly old time together in outer space. Then... the alien dude asks "Did you have fun?" And being sarcastic you say no. Then from the alien planet they have no idea what sarcasm is. Then being sarcastic gets you demolished. Sarcasm is basically lying but not lying.
Mood: Wondering
Playlist: None, my step dad is studying so I can't disturb him.
Location: Home of course

Friday, November 02, 2007

Connect the words!


Saturday, October 27, 2007


Ok Now Theese are creepy

This is supposed to be creepy

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Take a hint!

You ever hint somebody in? Like you don't want them around in that exact moment? And they just don't get it? not getting my picture? Let's say you just are in the middle of a romantic moment,you are just about to get engaged when your annoying neighbor rings the door bell complaining that the dog dug up her yard. And she wants to sit down discuss this matter over a cup of coffee and a late with cake and then play a game of monopoly and talk about golf,gardening,and corn. You hint her in by saying "Oh Anna! I am so sorry I was just going to discuss an important chat with Johnny" and you give her a wink. then if she's the good wise polite neighbor she'll take a hint and leave. If she cant take a hint she'll keep talking about the dog.
Sometimes people well hang around you and you want them to leave. Or sometimes they want to leave and you want them to leave but they think that your thinking that you want them to stay.

Monday, October 15, 2007


In my life time I have learned many,many words. Some of which are also names. There is this one teeny tiny word. They. I have never met they. But I have learned much about they. They sounds like an interesting person. This is what they has done. They met the president. They made peanut and pick bologna sandwiches. They has done everything! Sometimes in school we'll be reading a stupid reading passage. And it will talk about they. Sometimes I feel they is the naked eye everybody talks about they yet no one ever met they. Is they he or she? Is they human? Is they fashionable? They is also the strangest name ever. I is a good friend of mine. Me is also a very niece person. Just I haven't met they yet. Someday this is on my what to do before I die list, I will meet they. That is a definite vow.
Mood: Confused
Location: What do you think you idiot? Home!
Playlist: Songs I have bought from my itunes!

Friday, October 12, 2007


People say ow for no particular reason. Ow-exclamation used to express sudden pain : Ow! You're hurting me! ORIGIN natural exclamation: first recorded in English in the mid 19th cent. that is the complete definition of ow! I am walking down the stairs I trip and fall I get a major bloody scar that my friend is Ow! worthy. I walk down the stairs my hip hits the railing that can also be Ow! worthy. However if your walking down the stairs and your hand accidentally bumps the wall. And you say Ow! Then you are a MAJOR wimp! I ask you what is the point of saying Ow!? If you were to lightly slap someone's hand and they say Ow! then it is obvious that they just love to talk and said the first thing they could blurt out that could fit the moment without to much thought and not being called a "weirdie" or a random person. Another thing about Ow! there are a lot of ways to say it. Ouch! Owwie! Ow! Ow that hurts! Ow Why'd ya do that! and most popular, Ow,Ow,Ow ,Ow,Ow,Ow,OW,OW,OW,OW,OWWIE!!!!!!!!! Ow! is weird. Why say Ow! anyway? Why not AAAAHHHH? Nobody says AAAHHHHH! anymore I miss AAAAAHHHHH! :( I said Ow! twenty one times in this post. I wish that instead of twenty one Ow!'s (now twenty two) they were al AAAAHHHH!'s. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mood: Hysterical
Location:Yo I am Homey!
Playlist:Jessica Simpson and of course the one and the only KELLY CLARKSON!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Just Random

nothing to say. Sometimes you have nothing to say. Yet that is impossible. If your saying you have nothing to say then obviously you are saying something . I am starting a list of things that are impossible. Here's what I got so far:
1. Eat your own head 2. Do nothing 3. Make sugar 4. walk on water 5. live after swallowing poison 6. watch "The sixth sense" and not be scared. 7. spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in 3 seconds. 8 drink metal 9. sneezing with your mouth closed 10 living forever 11 not cry when you had a baby 12. eat a clown without gagging 13 not laughing when someone calls then selves a "hot mama". 14 Not feeling dizzy after the tilt a hurl (whirl)
Just a list some of these might not be true. but I don"t care i bet i can rhyme fifteen things with the word bed.
1. Dread
2. Tread
3. Red
4. med
5. Dead
6. said
7. led
8. shed
9. cread
10. read
11. bread
12. zed
13. sped
14. head
15. ted
I end that note. originally I couldn't think of anything.
Mood: Exhausted
Location: Home Home HOMEY!
Playlist: Party Shuffle

Monday, September 03, 2007


She's all that. That is so wicked awesome. You know,that. Like that. That. What is That? " That" could be anything. "That could be a place, a thing, or even a person. To me "that" is just a lazy word. They use "that" when they can't think or any details for example... "She looks like that moose" the sentance I just typed is just saying she looks like a moose. What does the moose look like? She looks like the ugly brown moose. That sentance I just types is the opposite of That
You know that, What do i know. I told you that... What did you tell me? That is a disgrace! What is a disgrace? Get it? I am not a dictionary. But my main point here is why are people so undescriptive? I walk up to my mom and I see a paper. I ask what's that? She replies paper. See what I mean?
That is one of the most common words in the english language. Yet it is not considered slang. My favorite. She's all that! You can ask a gazillion questions about that sentance. If you say that your implying that She's everything. Unless you are using the street term meaning she's a vain snobby stuck-up jerk. If you are saying that She's all that in the non-street term then you are a male who just was dumped by his girlfriend in a cheesy love movie.

Mood: excited
Location: Home Finally!
Playlist: Just those

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Days... Deadlines?

Days. Day after day we live lives. Now days are kind of strange. You get up each and every morning and live life over and over again you do something different every day but by bed time it doesn't matter because the next day is a different day stay with me on this they say there are seven days of the week. Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,and Sunday. Now if each day is different then what is the point of naming the days? Days are deadlines that is the whole point of naming the days. And there are way more days the number of days doesn't stop at seven there is like 300,000,000 that we haven't named yet. There is also no point of months it's like taking three people and saying, " Okay sally you have blue eyes so your going to have thirty days in your month." Bob you have long legs so your going to have thirty-one days in your month. Ryan your the shortest so your only going to have twenty-eight days in your month. You can't just clump a bunch of days together and say this is a day,this is a year this is a decade. That is just wrong. In my opinion. And time isn't real either you just live your life.

Location: Home
Playlist: Shuffle
mood: Excited

Tuesday, August 07, 2007


Why? Why is the sky blue? Why do we love internet? Why does the good guy always win? Why does George Gershwin only play the piano? Why is the grass green? Why am I here? Why did the they create the oboe? Why does hat rhyme with cat? Why am I good at massages? Why do you blog? Why do I blog? Why am I asking all these questions? Why is there no exact meaning of life? Why did they cancel Murphy brown? Why are vegetables so yucky? Why does everyone ask the question why? Why are what ifs so nerve wrecking? Why does everyone eat cheese? Why is 9/11 called 9/11? Why do i care? Why do you care? Why am I still asking why? Why are you still reading this post? Why can I bend my fingers into weird shapes? Why is food fun to play with? Why are identical twins identical? Why does everyone get annoyed by me asking why? Why? Why? Why?

Friday, August 03, 2007

Hair Scare

Hair colors. Pepole say the color of your hair tells alot about you. If your a red head your a natural devil if your blonde your dumb (I don't think all blondes are dumb) If you have black hair your supposed to be obideint and respectful. If you have brown or brunette hair you are mysteriuos. This makes snse for example take Lindsay Lohan she is a natural red head and lately it seems she is a devil.

Blondes are kind of dumb but anyone related to me or is my friend or eads my blog is not dumb. But I do think Paris Hilton is a litttle dumb. Considering she is who she is. I also think jessica simpson is a little dumb. But that is just my true opinion. Blondes have more fun though so that is something good. I do think blondes have fun but they don't have all the fun. Blondes are also pretty. Not that everyone else isn't they just happen to have the particular looks.

Black hair. Obideient respectful. Kind of quiet but still popular with friends and is very smart usaully. Black hair is interesting.

Brown hair is mysterious. True.

Grey hair.A sign your getting old and that you are reaching your mid-life crisis. Grey hair has a name you usaully grey hair is namded after an annoyance of yours. Unless your just trying to make someone mad. My step-dad Brian named all his rey hairs kim. I named mine and so did all of the smart pepole in the world. a popular name is Gerge Bush. He is the most annoying person in the us. That is what my hair looks like.

But the most important thing to remember is hair is just a bunch of dead cells that grow on the top of your head. So if you restyle it it put it in a pony tail or dye it you are just playing with dead cells. Yet we love styling it anyway.

Mood: Happy
Playlist: Birthday music
Location: My mom's new office

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Memory Lane

Let's go down memory lane here. starting with the fifties.

The fifties- Ahh.. the fifties the time of diners scary movies cute waitresses and of course, juke boxes let's not forget it was also the time of big pouffy skirts and smoking. Strange time but a good time. For the families it was the time when the mom stayed home the dad went to work made money mom did the chores kids go to school brothers and sisters get along.

The sixties- The sixties the time of hair hoppers. Segregation and integration. When Martin King died. Dancing. When the color TV came alive. And let's not forget the golden age of rock and roll! Also when the beetles became unbelievably popular!

The seventies- When Brady bunch started it's big day-views. When Fonzie became. When TV land wasn't repeats. Also when racism was gone legally. The seventies was boring.

The eighties- My favorite! The rubix cube time. The growing pains show when all of the big tv shows happened the original Hairspray. Kirk Cameron and Raven Symone. The time of party! Cosby show. The eighties rocked hard! Oh and of course the time when everybody graduated and the holder of the phenomenal year of 1985.

The nineties- When emailing became famous. When Curt died. When all of the major TV shows were canceled when mary-kate and ashley became the next Shirley temple. When the nineties was thankfully over.

I am going away for a few days more traveling. I will keep up. Hope you enjoyed this post.
Mood: Eager
Playlist: Summer Hit list!
Location: Home Cool

Friday, July 20, 2007

If we were a movie... I would be bored

Movies. They are all the same other than two things about them; they all have different themes like one movie is scary the other is a comedy the one next to the comedy is a comedy-horror then all of the stories are a little different.

All Movies have some begining then something goes wrong annd they try to fix it happy ending. Or something is already wrong and it ends happy or it starts out good and end sad starts out scary ends happy or scary. Unless of course it is a documenturie that is totally different. Maybe some of you have heard of the term If We Were a Movie Well if I was a movie, I would be bored out of my mind. Other then themes and stories they are all the same. Yet we are all still addicted too them. It is Crazy.

I have this song titled If We were a Movie It sounds so magical and amazing. But in real life it is boring. These are still better then reality TV. I am seeing the best movie Saturday. I leave this post being hypocritical. I don't care.
Mood: satisfied
Location: Home sweet Home
Playlist: The quiet

Saturday, June 30, 2007


Your in your work office. Your boss walks in says Hey your fired you had been doing a good job you hadn't seen it coming this is what we call unpredictable. Unpredictable can be good and bad if it is one of your personality traits this can be used at your advantage.
For example People could tell you more things because they wouldn't know how you would react that is if they were risk takers. Also this can turn down some things because not everyone is a risk taker. So you might be not told as many things because people are afraid about how you would react. This blog relates to my post surprises Another sort of unpredictable thing is the weather by the way, if you have an option of the zoo or the beach look at the sky first otherwise you will have to run from the beach to zoo in the rain wait under a umbrella like thingy ma-jig and wait over an hour for your bus. Yes that happened to me!!! You really wan to be careful about how unpredictable things are. Thankfully, not everything is unpredictable. In fact most good things in life are predictable who you marry your job your school. Your child's name where you live good guy or bad guy the choices are all yours. The things like if hitler was ever found whether the future if aliens actually exist remain unwritten and therefore unpredictable. This is my \last post for a while I am going on a out of on a out of state vacation so keep reading the other clearly not better then mine blogs not too brag.
Location: Home for a few more hours
Playlist: Mix
P.S if that snowstorm were to happen today that is an awesome example of unpredictable

Friday, June 22, 2007

React quick! This blog post is all about reactions so what are you waiting for? React.Now.Quick

If I just popped out of the computer right now and slapped you in the face.... how would you react? It's funny, how people react to different things, if you don't have a huge imagination and you don't think about everything, you might be super surprised and might go into a daze and totally forget I just hit you. You might forget the surprise and act like I was already here and be mad I hit you. Or if you have good reflexes chances are, you would slap me back. Or if you have never met me or I haven't seen you for a long time you might just be delighted by the fact I am there. Or there is another possibility that you think things out and you are a big computer guy/gal and be amazed by the fact that in all your years of research you never knew that popping out of a computer was possible... which is not yet possible so don't get your hopes up computer dudes. There are many other reactions but I am making a vow not to type them because I would be up till midnight and I can't stay up that late.. point is it is funny how different people react to different things if I walked up to someone and greeted them they could be real happy cause' they like me. Or real made cause' they despise them. or confused because I could be a complete stranger to them. Reactions also have alot to do with reflexes. If your reflexes are good and fast you would react quickly. If not you think things out more you follow the golden rule parents give their kids as teenagers, "Think before you act" I did this thing once,I was walking by and I bumped into a girl by accident apologized..five steps later she's all like Hey you watch where you going! True story. Think before you react it helps.
Mood: Dazed
Music:Hilary Duff

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Look in the window what do you see?

Has anyone ever told you to look in the mirror and say what you say. Well quit looking!! And go outside and look on saturday I went down town to have a day out with my mom and if I saw anything I saw everything! I saw a GIGANTIC jewel shopping cart. It was twenty thousand times the size of your regular shopping cart That is Big! Enough for a years supply of grocery supplies! Now we can buy the deluxe can of mayo.

My mom saw Jeff Daniel driving a van how crazy is that?! I mean they say if an actor is good at a role he plays he's had experience with it before. Jeff proves this quote from his role in the hit movie RV Here is his van If you don't believe me, ask asunny thought
I also saw and met The fifth best scrabble player in Illinois and the twentieth best player in North America cool right? We played a scrabble game together along with some others. The guy in the red shirt is him he was nice gave me some good tips me being A Scrabble addict. Oh and I also saw a sail boat with twelve sails.
Mood: Nice
Playlist: TV
Location: Where else? Home

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Compassion for Fashion

Summer is here. And we all make mistakes in the summer. Now in the summer the most popular thing is fashion ok maybe not the most popular but it is definitely in the handfuls. That is a common mistake yeah that's right. They are no all comfortable let's say you want a pair of flip-flops to " Fit In" well one they are NOT always comfortable. And this is coming from a fashionista not too brag. And they don't look great on everybody. But that is just my opinion. Spaggeti straps. Comfortable enough but if your thirty or over wearing them without anything over them that is wrong no offense. It's just my opinion. A good strategy for summer clothing that I like to use is comfortable and cute if you don't care much about what you wear then just make it very comfortable. And it is summer so don't wear high heeled boots even if they are trendy many know this but I am just giving fashion tips. But for those of you who want to be trendy here are the hot and new trends.
Flip Flops
Bejeweled Jeans
Tanks especially spegetti strap


And for those of you who want to be comfortable use common sense
Playlist: Summer
Location: Home (go figure)

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Clay Figures Best Art evur!

We all know animation. But a personal interest of mine is Clay figures such as..

Mr.Bill - Mr.Bill is this little guy who is always getting his hopes up then mean slugo crushes them and poor Mr.Bill's dog and he always says the famous catch phrase "Oh no, Mr. Bill!"

Bob The Builder - Yes he's a little kids character but he has great claymation bob the builder we can't do it no we can't Famous catch phrase- "We can do it, yes we can!"

Rudolph- Yes the holidays are over but Rudolph is worth getting out for one of the best clay figures of all time catch phrase this animal has no catch phrase. but a very appealing trait he has a red nose!

These and only these are the best clay figures of all time on television/movies.
Music: Summer playlist go figure
Location: Home :)
Mood: Shrug

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Money Mayhap

Money. We all somehow love it but if you have thought about it it's not money it's stuff we get money and we automatically trade it in for stuff such as toys,games, food,beds,houses useless things. And you know the old saying " money isn't everything" Well other then love it is Get real! Think about it out of all the little hobos we have in the world without money we would be a hobo. Money is a lot here is a graph

As you can see by the graph money is a lot! I am just saying so. We live on money everything around you is money I am not a money addict got to go.
Mood: Wondrous
Music: Summer Playlist
Location: Home sweet Chicago

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Reality, So sad

Okay now we all have different shows we watch on TV. Usually they are soap operas, cartoons, 80's,70's, and or 90's, Or the big one, Reality Shows it is a scientific fact that no spider web or person is the same. Well, true but in the wonderful world of reality TV that's just a pipe dream. If anyone has ever heard or American Idol then you may know what I am talking about, every month comes the same TV show but with a different contract.

American Idol,singing contest for a record deal, Dirty dancing same different contract, America's next top model same different contract, then there is this one about being a hair stylist, then this new one On the lot it's about making these one minute movies and if there good you stay on again and if you win you win a million dollars to direct and produce a movie. Interesting really. They are missing one it should be called " American copy cat" where whoever has the best reality show gets to be canceled off the air.

When I was younger I watched this show called " All That" Saturday night live for kids pretty much. And they had a short called American idiot that is the best reality show I have ever seen.
Mood: Eager
Music: None
Location: Home... again!

Monday, May 28, 2007

Buffet Bear?

Humans are supposed to be 85% smarter then most animals. This includes manners, looks, intelligence,and behavior. (Rules don't apply if you are six or under) Now for most people this is true unless they have a mental or physical disability. There is one place you can go where animals are more sophisticated and polite then us. Everyone has been there. There is one word for this BUFFET we go there and we eat like slobs auk maybe not but we must admit that we do or are tempted to eat a lot. In our attempts to do this we always make stains, spill something, or make some Neanderthalish mistakes. Hey don't be ashamed... WERE AMERICANS AND WERE PROUD!!!! or at least I am. Now don't take it me being mean. In fact my family and I are family are buffet addicts. Oh speaking of addicts if you smoke and your and addict then give up and become a buffet addict. Not that I am one but that sounds like something cool to be addicted to, buffet that is. Buffet warning: Use at own risk! So next time you go to a buffet try not to pig out see what happens I am not recommending this I just want you to see that it is impossible to NOT pig out at buffets. It's true if you don't believe me try it yourself but you could get severely injured.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007


Surprises. Some like them some don't. My step-dad, Brian pointed out to me that everyone likes surprises just not waiting for them to happen. He is right and wrong. Not everyone likes surprises because surprises aren't always good. let's say your birthday present was a trip to hawaii thats a good surprise. Let's say your a kid and you get to stay up an extra-half hour to-see your favorite TV show. That's a medium surprise. Up hand you get to see if Destiny steals dannon away from miranda (the brat) or if mean Miranda gets the guy Danon and poor little Destiny is left behind to suffer from broken heart. on your favorite soap opera " Oh Josh" which is on from nine to ten for the season finale. you usually go to bed at nine thirty but not tonight. Then the next morning you stayed up to late and get a D on your history test then you have to sit threw a long boring lecture ( your ten years old people!) A bad surprise would be your puppy died. So surprises aren't always good. Surprises are thrust upon us every day I think some of us don't realize that a surprise isn't just someone saying " I got a surprise for you!" Oh No! Actually someone telling you that you are going to have a surprise is rare. Usually it happens at work before you leave your boss tells you that you have to do a presentation. You get home your dog/cat puked on the floor. Later you fall out of bed. Bad surprises Or you wake up your honey made you your favorite breakfast. You go to work you get 50$ extra on your paycheck you get home you sleep so comfortably or all that stuff happens. My new posts are surprises. Point is you never know what's going to happen next so you could say surprises are like books but you can't skip ahead.
Mood: Curiously content
Music: Summer playlist
Location: Home
When: Before dinner

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Hobby Bobby

We all have hobbies and they fall into two categories these categories relate to people. Which are Quiet and loud. If you are quiet person you may enjoy knitting. If you are a loud person you may enjoy football. Then you can be both. If you are both you may like something like blogging. Now being quiet or loud isn't just whether your voice is loud or quiet it also goes with your personality. If your loud you may like things with a lot of people. And you may like to take chances your well... Exotic!
If your quiet well then you probably like scrabble and jazz music. And you may be a shop online person. If your both then well you could be everything. But it can be funny what hobbies you have. Back in April my mom taught me a car game where you would look at a car and then look who was inside the car. And you would end up with really funny possibilities. Taker karaoke for example my mom is very mellow and quiet and relaxed most of the time that is, then at Karaoke time she goes wild singing I mean that in a good way :) Brian is loud he is a fun guy and well I guess you could say we all are then in the afternoon, he has a hobby for napping.

For me, you could say I am both. You see during school and sometimes after-school I turn into quiet do my work Melody. That is so not me so after-school I turn into I like to be party Melody. That is the real me. Anyways the point is, "We All Have A Inner Frat Boy/ or Girl " quote from a cartoon. Don't be afraid to do your hobby. Thank you for reading!
Music: Kelly Clarkson
Mood: Awake
Location: Home again

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Slang Game

Like oh my gosh! This blog post is gonna be so radical! these words in bold are called slang words. Cool, yo, nice, whack and many more are slang Now as you know slang words are not in the dictionary. Sometimes they are but not usually. Now my teacher is discouraging all the slang words. Now words like Yo, waz up, radical, tripp'n, etc.,etc. I can understand I mean its school not summer camp,unfortunately. But words like, awesome WHICH IS IN THE DICTIONARY! NEAT uptight especially. Now I once read this book called "Frindle" about a boy who makes up a new word for pen then it spreads across the entire school ,then the city,then the state, then the region, then the country! Now there is one word that is supposedly slang but we all use it even you guys most likely, the word is COOL not in the dictionary but everybody uses it even adults, old ladies,old men,tikes,toddlers, teenagers, CHILDREN! Cool should be in the dictionary. The moral here is " Just cause' it ain't in the dictionary don't mean you can't use it! Purposely speaking.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Write it down or else your paycheck will go down!

Journals. Calendars. To-Do notes. Adress Books BLOGS theese are just a few of the things we do to keep track of ourselves. No every New years. We get a new calendar and a popular resolution is, " I plan to write stuff down and be planned in advanced. Now we say that but do we do it? Not a lot of us. Okay so you have a power point presentation for your boss his boss and a bunch of other important people. If this goes well, Boss is happy. Boss is happy you get promotion. You get promotion you get money. You get more money you get happy so pretty much if your boss is happy your happy :) If this goes bad boss is mad. Boss is mad boss lowers paycheck. Boss lowers paycheck you get mad ):( So also if boss gets mad you get ,mad too. Now A few things could happen A you don't write it down you forget, B you write it down you forgot where you wrote it. ZOr you wrote it down your boss is impressed congrats you get a promotion! Now I suppose I am being hypocritical because I never write anything down ever! But if you look at it my way I use a quote " The mind Is Like a computer it stores files and you never have to empty anything off the hard drive" My favorite actress Shadia Simmons. Also blogs and journals. If your like me you start a journal or blog saying you will updater it frequently. But one writing and you forget four months you find it under the bed next to your socks. You write you keep forgetting. THE END! that was the story on blogs for awhile but now I am a blog addict! Look the point is if you need to write stuff down then do it unless you want to end up like that poor sap in the picture! Keep it somewhere you can remember it, Point dexter

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Ads.. Your daydream in reality

Your in a totally boring lecture about manure. You don't need to know this stuff. You drift off into a daydream. Later, you leave and go grab a coke. Now there is an advertisement on the bottle. Most of us think ads are just a way to interrupt our TV shows or newspaper reading. But if you ever go beyond. The ad then you would know that they our also the parallel universe. A.K.A the perfect world. There is no inconvenience. Just perfectness. Like when a target commercial comes on no one is ever sick or depressed. They are always so preppy and happy. And jumpy. Like a daydream no troubles just happies. As if you were in a cloud full of daydream. They are like your daydream being re-made. They are your day dream in reality! \

Mood: Content
Location: Home Sweet Chicago!
Music: Fergie

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Not too Brag

You have gone to school work anywhere someone has something brand new right? Then they go on and on about how it is so rare and so much better then yours and bla bla bla! there is a word for this it is call d bragging. It is very popular for everyone like lets say you just got a credit card in the mail for FREE! Then you can't just be like "Cool!" and put it in your wallet then go do the laundry heck no! You have to show it off. Which is okay as long as you don't be you braggy. I brag but then I say my famous catch phrase " Not to Brag. " If you have noticed, there is construction going on for the tallest building in the world just to build for twenty years then brag about it because its the tallest building in the world. How stupid!
Mood: Content
Where: Home Sweet Home
Music: Shower Radio

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Brown Blood: The story of making a cake

We have all been there.. picture this a three four five or six year-old girl sitting down drawing then you say; " Were going out for ice cream!' or " Were going to make cookies" a huge grin spreads across their face. You would have the same reaction if you were to tell bush he has to blow up Guatimala,Cuba, and Iran. Now if the same girl had a three scoops of melted ice cream one her hands she would go crazy and start licking her hands. Now if it was a thirty-nine year old she would wash it all off. That was the story making a cake with my mom for Mr. Yen's birthday. Cake making isn't as easy as it looks you try putting two and a half stick of butter and a bunch of powder into one bowl just for frosting I would rather spend $1.50 on real frosting.It's harder then it looks trust me. If you don't believe me you try making a double-decker choclate cake (you might as well be dead after making a cake!)

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Nothing is Nothing

So have you ever ask somebody " What Ya Doing'?" And they answer nothing? Well many people just walk away then but do they ever think of the word? What does it mean? Nothing is nothing. You see because whenever someone says nothing it is really something like the air is even something. When you think about it Nothing is just a stupid excuse to make you leave someone alone. Because technically nothing is impossible. You are never doing nothing. Ever. Like even if your just sitting your still doing something. And it is also impossible to think nothing even hypnotism doesn't cause you to think nothing. Like if you you have ever been in grade school and gotten in trouble they would probably say something like " We are going to do nothing until..." You may think this is a waste of a post but remember next time someone replies to you with the answer of 'Nothing" then they are either:
1. Hiding something from you
2. Telling you it's not worth anything
3. Or want you to leave them alone.
It's just useful to know because no one ever has the time or puts in the effort to think of such things. So one last thing the only thing the word Nothing is good for is the word it's self. Nothing is nothing. Remember that!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Game Shows... Are We Really smart or are we dumb and the Hosts make us look like chickens are smarter then us.

Well I have had a good deal of game shows this weekend. You know probably some of you guys think game-shows are for desperate people who don't have a life. And if you like your teeth then you will take that comment back! Anyway some of those hosts are nice. Like the dudes on Wheel of fortune or Deal or No Deal. But like that new game show Are you Smarter Then A fifth Grader? With Jeff Foxworthy as the host he makes some wise cracks and not all of them are funny. To the player. Some of those questions aren't even at level like all of the forth grade questions I haven't even heard. More like high school questions to me! Who wants to be a millionaire? One question wrong your off the show! Even some of those questions are bogus I don't watch it that much but one question was what crayon is not in the 120 set of crayons of course I know but to a Forty-two year-old guy who is a computer programer how would he know? Then there are other ones like whammy!, Family Feud, and lingo which are decent but the WROST game show is definitely "You Don't Know Jack" The host totally makes you look stupid. I played online this morning he is so rude!!!! One question wrong he calls you something like an idiot or retard or moran or something else like dumb or stupid. You know just because you get one wrong it may not be your best subject it doesn't mean your an idiot. I saw this game show on a TV show called "Risk It All" and you say like your opinion and He'll be like Who Cares? or Your a freak! TIP: If you want fast cash just try for the lottery unless If you MUST be on a game show try these:
Wheel Of Fortune
Deal Or No Deal
Double Dare
Family Feud
Go on any other game show if you want to be totally embarrassed Good Luck!
Music: Weird Al
Mood: Optimistic
Location: Home

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

What takes up alot of room and you never use?

You know, we all have two or three weekends out of the year where we just go through All our old stuff. We always look through and say "Oh! I had no idea this does some really cool things." Then it sits there another year and it happens all over again and again and again. then you get new stuff and it winds up in storage because you have no room You know no one knows why we like it it's simply OUR STUFF I mean science says we all are totally different mostly true but we all share two things one is earth the second is we all hate it when people use our stuff without them asking or using our stuff somewhere else. I mean I always get edgy. Here's a fact The average humans out of his/her house for 6 hours or more a day. At work or school. MINIMUM! Plus additional hours for friends houses,meetings,drives,restaurants,etc.,etc. Most humans leave at 8:00 and come home at 5:00 or later. Unless you have weird hours. Or your a slum with no job. (no offense) Then you come home eat shower watch TV. Go to bed. On the weekends we go out with friends relax or do work. Anyways that averages us out scratch household appliances (A.K.A chairs,beds tables, TV,kitchen stuff.) about an hour with our stuff. So suggestion before you buy
new stuff throw out the old stuff and try not to get stuff you wont use. That's it for now. - the girl
P.S The answer to the riddle is stuff if you haven't figured it out all ready dumbo! humor :D

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Don't judge a book by it's cover...unless it's really ugly

It's funny how titles are. From Bands, to albums, to TV shows, to movies, to books. There are always wacky titles for you.
Let's start with bands. Like the Black Eyed Peas. Are they really black eyed peas? NO! They are a girl with so much makeup on her face that she always looks like she's looking at somoene's test paper. A man that looks like a monkey. Anothet man who looks like a buissnes man with funky hair. And a man who's kinda cute.

Then there is the show "Step By Step " That is not about a staircase. It's about a mixed stepfamily pranking each other. You may not know the show but it has Suzanne Sommers.

Then the movie, " Hairspray". Yes the movie does have things about hair Hoppers but even so the main thing is racisim. I mean Hair spray is a awesome movie but The title reflects nothing.

Then there is a book series called Dear Dumb Diary" and the diary isn't dumb it has nothing to do with a diary it's about a middle schooler's hard pre-teen life. Then lastly the album okay I can't think of an album but you get the picture the way I see it is nothing is ever just normal your not even normal or even me. And I'm okay with it.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Check this Out.

We Are Family....Duh!

You know when I was down in Minnesota I got to see everybody. I was very happy. Now no family is the Brady Bunch... but no matter what a family is a family. I am not pointing fingers at anybody. Because I know more then my family look at my blog. so this is a lesson for all of y'all A FAMILY IS FAMILY! Now when I was down in Minnesota I made a DVD for my grandparents anniversery and the DVD menu song was "We Are Family" remixed by Jordan Pruitt. Now the whole songh isn't a fact but the title may fight, pull hair, kick, scream but now matter what your still family. Always remember that. I am only saying this because when I was in Minnesota i realized you only see your family for so long! I am not pointing fingers here I am just saying that it's me because I can't come to Minnesota evrey month or week only a few times a year so you may be in a feud with your dad or feuding with your cousin your only with them for so long make the best out of it! Your not in a family feud your on family feud and do what they do in the game show shake hands and smile at eachother. It's like a flower you can torture it all you want but it will always remain beautiful. Remember that.