Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ad me!

Salesman have a way of persuading you to get stuff. Little,advice for future salesman, "If your going to try to get a job at the store selling things they'll only give you the job if you can get them to stuff a hog down their pants. You have to have the way, of persuading people. Let's say it is Monday morning you are groggy from last night's Fondue Bridge Session you have a headache and your a college dude/chick and you have a headache. You have a job interview at nine a.m they are offering you 36,000 a year plus health, dental, and travel benefits you just have to show them that you can get someone to buy it, without being too pushy because that loses income and revenue. You have to be perky too because no one wants to buy an item from a uptight dude/chick. You get into your SUV and drive to the interview. The head of Marshal Fields will hire you easy, all you have to do is persuade him to throw his phone out the window, his cell phone, is his most prized position he needs it for all of his work stuff. This is what you do, "You say in a grumpy, rude voice Fine and you throw it out the window. Now, if Marshal Fields was a good company they would hire that dude/chick so that we could save thousands of dollars a year. But No they have to go with a different approach let's say the interview is on a Tuesday. The club was canceled you feel great and confident and go to the interview. You point at the man and say in a calm yet happy jumpy voice and tell him all the problems with his phones and how much stress it puts on him if he didn't have a phone how much easier life would be. If he protests you agree but say something like "True but...." or "Your right,but maybe...." You do such a great job that you got the job! Now Marshal's just lost you about a briefcase full of money because this salesman kept getting you to buy more and more stuff! My advice when push come to shove,don't give into Pushy Dudes Who Sell Pressure.
Mood: Good
Playlist: Syd Straw
Location: No Salesman are here! (Home:)

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Hangin' Around

Have you ever hung around someone for a really long time? Let's say your geeky neighbor. Your suburban neighborhood puts their guard up when a single 40 year old man, who wears suspender, and is a computer techie moves in down the block. Nobody likes him one day when your going out to eat the dude is there. You go to the back room to get your coat and then, he is there too. You have a casual conversation (you try to be polite) and just as your both about to leave, there is an alien invasion! You must stay in the restaurant so you won't be abducted but sadly while you were being casual, the restaurant closed so it is just you and your geeky neighbor. By the end of the invasion, you have made a new best friend, a new sense of style, and a new catch phrase. Basically the longer you hang around someone you pick up there vibes start to get used to them so you start to be like them let's say you hung around your geeky neighbor for eighty years. Then you would be a lot like him, but you would still be yourself. Now let's go from a different point of view, your a lonely teenager, they all tease you because you never got a nose job. As a kid, you loved mustard it was your favorite thing on a saturday night. Since you clearly have no life, you sit on your couch and watch SNL with a bottle of mustard. Many saturday nights later you start to talk to the mustard a year later you are exactly like the mustard, pale skin,lifeless, and stupid. Now al that time if you had just gone to the movies with your mom, or go on match.com then you wouldn't be known as "Mustard Punk" Point straight: longer ya' hang around longer you become one of your buddy.
Mood: Psyched
Playlist: Shuffle Songs I bought from itunes!
Location: Is that really your business? (Home :)

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Occasional Random Wednesday Top Ten POSTPONED

I was about to work out with Optimist Leslie when I realized that many fellow bloggers do the Random Friday Top 10 i don't want to do it on Friday I want to do it now. But I don't want to do it every Wednesday. So I will do it every occasional Wednesday. Now, If any of you have read my blogger profile then you know my musical interest. Teen Pop On my ipod! The following songs came on.
I just accidently erased my entire shuffle songs. And sadly I have the new ipod! The new ipod! doesn't let you see the songs that you have just played.. so sadly no shuffle. But I may as well talk about another subject for the next few minutes. I have been thinking a lot about dogs lately, I don't know why because I truly am a cat person. I am taking the big ISATS again I really don't care at this point just as long as we get are 15 minute complimentary breakfast at school. At school they give us a completely free no strings attached breakfast. It is usually quite tasty except for this gross doughnut it is called the Super Doughnut It tastes very bad. Now I must stop reminiscing. Sponge bob's on in three minutes and I still have too spell check. This may have been my most random post yet. (not too brag.)
Mood: Disappointed yet happy
Playlist: Was my shuffle mode on my ipod!
Location: Home (*Or am I?*)

Sunday, March 02, 2008


I hate squirrels. They are like rats in nice suits. Squirrels rome the earth but they have one exclamation, They Are Aliens! I was in the park two years ago, just casually hanging out not harming any squirrels, until my gum loses it's flavor so I decide to have a cookie. I walked over to the park garbage can and what's there? A squirrel jumps out and nearly attacks me. Luckily, I was taking Track (running) at the time and I out ran the squirrel. The squirrel broke two laws that day. A. Hey was harassing an innocent person. B. He forced me to run so my gum fell out of my mouth! So technically HE MADE ME LITTER! You know squirrels are egotistical jerks! I was in the park three years ago it was summer and I was once again, Casually Hanging Out then my friend noticed a Huge nut and five minutes later, the squirrel grabbed it and buried it in the wood chips it was a huge nut, the squirrel could of at least shared it with his friends. Further more, squirrels are evils not aliens.
Mood: Cool
Playlist: A shuffle of 102 songs I bought from itunes! over time
Location: Where no squirrels no rome (home!)