Monday, May 28, 2007
Humans are supposed to be 85% smarter then most animals. This includes manners, looks, intelligence,and behavior. (Rules don't apply if you are six or under) Now for most people this is true unless they have a mental or physical disability. There is one place you can go where animals are more sophisticated and polite then us. Everyone has been there. There is one word for this BUFFET we go there and we eat like slobs auk maybe not but we must admit that we do or are tempted to eat a lot. In our attempts to do this we always make stains, spill something, or make some Neanderthalish mistakes. Hey don't be ashamed... WERE AMERICANS AND WERE PROUD!!!! or at least I am. Now don't take it me being mean. In fact my family and I are family are buffet addicts. Oh speaking of addicts if you smoke and your and addict then give up and become a buffet addict. Not that I am one but that sounds like something cool to be addicted to, buffet that is. Buffet warning: Use at own risk! So next time you go to a buffet try not to pig out see what happens I am not recommending this I just want you to see that it is impossible to NOT pig out at buffets. It's true if you don't believe me try it yourself but you could get severely injured.